Future Shock: Glow-In-The-Dark Mashed Potatoes and Other 2050 Holiday Nightmares
(Where Your Turkey Has No Parents And Your Mashed Potatoes Glow Like They Escaped A Nuclear Facility… A Satirical Look At The Future Of Thanksgiving) Welcome to Thanksgiving, 2050… where the food looks like it survived a lab accident, the holiday spirit comes pre-sterilized, and the dinner table is